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Archive for August, 2011

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Aug 26

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Aug 26

Santa bought a car on loan from a bank

Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Aug 26

Santa rang in the labor room of the hospital

Santa rang in the labor room of the hospital to know about his pregnant wife Jeeto. By mistake, he dialed the number of a cricket stadium. Santa: How is it going? Reply: Fine, 4 are already out. The last one was a duck.

Aug 26

Why have you increased the speed of the car

Jeeto: Why have you increased the speed of the car?
Santa: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

Aug 26

Santa was weeping at a grave

Santa was weeping at a grave,
“Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Aug 26