Titanic was sinking
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa rang in the labor room of the hospital to know about his pregnant wife Jeeto. By mistake, he dialed the number of a cricket stadium. Santa: How is it going? Reply: Fine, 4 are already out. The last one was a duck.
Jeeto: Why have you increased the speed of the car?
Santa: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
Santa was weeping at a grave,
“Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kar lena…
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab
nu amrica di capital bana diyo. Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…
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