I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Santa was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Banta: No this is her husband speaking…

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Santa :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”