I chased love i found friendship,
I chased desires i found hopes,
I chased reality i found dreams,
I chased a monkey and i found u.

Dunia mein har insan ka kuch na kuch naam hai.
magar bheed mein jab hum awaz lagate hai.

Oye gadhe

Kasam se 20 mein se 18 palat kar dekhte hai. :p

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho,
ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau
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Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho,
aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to..

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Uska ek hi secret hai

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Kisi ko batana mat plz

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Akele bhago.

Aap chale gye to Baag se titliyan chali gayi.

Phool murjha gaye
Patte jhad gaye.

Ab aur mat satao..

GARDEN mein pani dena hai,
Kaam par laut aao..!!

Kanjoos baap bachchon se:
Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 Rs dunga.

Bachche 5 Rs le kar so gaye.

Subah baap bola:
Jo 5 Rs dega.. usi ko naashta milega.

A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN..!

A silent MSG for all students. :p