CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu
angaro se naha sakti hu.

Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.

Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.

Hai smart bahot woh hai
bheja ne jis aur
hu raha padh se niche ko msg
jo hoon pagal woh main..

CONFUSED?

Ab msg niche se upar padho

This PJ will destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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GOAL!!
Cheers!

Monkeys came running to my room
and wanted to trouble good people..
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!
No we cant disturb our Boss!

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!

Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online.